Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Women and shoes
Women love shoes this is a known fact. The love for the shoe began no doubt when the first cave lady looked down and realized that her feet really needed a pedicure and so the feet were covered. As time went by, the foot coverings became more elaborate and voila - we now have all those fancy foot trappings in every store including CVS and Rite Aid. But ladies someone needs to explain why someone who tops the charts at 250+ would think that sporting red sequin pumps with 7" stiletto heels is cute or sexy. I watch in amazement as these ladies try to walk without snapping this knifey heel or worse yet - turn their ankle over and snap it like a twig...er I mean tree branch...
Why is there a necessity to have shoes of every color in the spectrum in every style
heck you can't wear but one pair at a time? Some women go out and take along back ups - they are thinking outside the box. Ever had a date with a pair of sandals slung over her shoulder?
Before I get banked by all the lady readers out there, I KNOW there are men who have this same ummmmmmmmm desire that needs to be met. And ummmmmm no I aint one.
So for safety sake...watch the heels and storing the hundreds of odd shoes in the closet... on the floor... in the hall... on the table...in the microwave - someone could get hurt. Stankass out....
Why is there a necessity to have shoes of every color in the spectrum in every style
heck you can't wear but one pair at a time? Some women go out and take along back ups - they are thinking outside the box. Ever had a date with a pair of sandals slung over her shoulder?
Before I get banked by all the lady readers out there, I KNOW there are men who have this same ummmmmmmmm desire that needs to be met. And ummmmmm no I aint one.
So for safety sake...watch the heels and storing the hundreds of odd shoes in the closet... on the floor... in the hall... on the table...in the microwave - someone could get hurt. Stankass out....
