Stankass Says

2006.....Outta here!
What will 2007 bring to me bucko?
the answer is - a much greater use of seniority and to Hell with the whiny babies. No more Mr. Nice Guy...wasn't that an Alice Cooper hit?...aaarrrrgh I digress

Supposedly will be on the last day of a holiday deployment on foot - isn't it nice how "the job"
looks after its members who have come to work every day and been productive - and not cost the municipality an iota in lawsuits....arrrrrgggghhhh! there is a bunch more like me out there - wondering? - just what did I do? Perhaps it starts with - WE DON'T KISS ARSE! aaaaarrrrggghhh!

had the pleasure of sippin' on a cold Dom Perignon 1996 - voila!.....yesssssss!
anyone read Filth by Irvine Welsh (of Trainspotting acclaim)? thinkin' about picking it up...saw it at Normals Book store on 31st Street just west of Greenmount - while walking one blustery evening...some hot used jazz lps on display also ....aaaarrrrgggghhh
got me a pair of Stacy Adams gators at Magic Men's Store - great price - 3200 Greenmount Avenue...those guys can hook you up with a nice suit, tailored and out the door - Sweet price!
they are known for doing WHOLE MEN's CHOIRS! yesssssir!

still time to check out the Halitzer guys...myspace.com/halitzer...."Mango man..." SUPPORT
HEAVY METAL - it's good for the water
...aaaaaarggggh

c yas in 07...hahahahahahahahahahahah - aaaaaargggh - Stankass out...

....we aint learned a damn thing.

Here's hopin' your day is one special kind of day which sets a pace for the year to come.

HALITZER - check'em friends at myspace.com/halitzer

Just kerplunked a Myoplex and a coffee and feelin' a wee bit puffed...fer now. As the day progresses we move into the more exotics...tee hee - anyone tried the Bacardi Rum Iced Tea (SWEEEEET!)....ummm Sam Adams Winter box (YUMMMMMY!)...Baileys and coffee waitin' in the wings (WEEEEE DOGGGGGIE!)...got a whole week leadin' into the New Year - PACE YOURSELF!

Hats off to HOPS - love this bar/restaurant in Owings Mills Food Park - haven't found a place where you can snatch a steak and some home brew for the lil bit they charge - and the staff is okay my friends....check'em on Red Run Blvd across from the mall tucked in behind Don Pablos and Red Robin....and to all a good night

and now back toLinkin Park and some more angst...Stankass out....

the bombastic trio from Towson can be found at www.myspace.com/halitzer
while there check out the tunes - and remember to support heavy metal blues...yeahummmmmmmmmmmm

Women love shoes this is a known fact. The love for the shoe began no doubt when the first cave lady looked down and realized that her feet really needed a pedicure and so the feet were covered. As time went by, the foot coverings became more elaborate and voila - we now have all those fancy foot trappings in every store including CVS and Rite Aid. But ladies someone needs to explain why someone who tops the charts at 250+ would think that sporting red sequin pumps with 7" stiletto heels is cute or sexy. I watch in amazement as these ladies try to walk without snapping this knifey heel or worse yet - turn their ankle over and snap it like a twig...er I mean tree branch...

Why is there a necessity to have shoes of every color in the spectrum in every style
heck you can't wear but one pair at a time? Some women go out and take along back ups - they are thinking outside the box. Ever had a date with a pair of sandals slung over her shoulder?

Before I get banked by all the lady readers out there, I KNOW there are men who have this same ummmmmmmmm desire that needs to be met. And ummmmmm no I aint one.

So for safety sake...watch the heels and storing the hundreds of odd shoes in the closet... on the floor... in the hall... on the table...in the microwave - someone could get hurt. Stankass out....

Almost left out without a review of the paty-o on the 2nd of this glorious month...
HALITZER an up and comer 3 man heavy bust you in the mouth band hailing out of the perimeter of Bawlmer, Murderland blasted the joint. Even though the space was small
(me basement) they fit in and zowwwy! Started off the set with their banger EUPHORIA, slid in a splendid Jimi Hendrix PURPLE HAZE (great guitar work), slowed the tempo with their MANGO MAN and gosh - forgot the finale title - but it spanked.
You can hear a primitive version of their work on myspace.com - check out HALITZER.
A lil more work and they'll be cuttin' their teeth on the circuit. They were caught red handed at 8X10 a wee back - so they have been seen.

as to the cubed braunschweiger...ummmmm the hell with the office party - yummmmmmmmmmm! ...Stankass out

Gosh darnit I wish folks would just admit to themselves..."Yeah , I'm older and
proud of it." Trek around the downtown streets of Bawlmer, Murderland and you see men and women wearing hairstyle and clothing - especially shoes - they have no business in. Oh and honey - more makeup is not better makeup. What makes a 50 year old want to dress, look and act like a 20 year old? Man oh man. Saw a larger shaped women teetering on a pair of high stilettoes last night and it was scary. I waited any second for the heel to give or the ankle to fold and - wham down she would go.
The gents running around at age 50 with excessively baggy pants and long tees and butter tims - gotta grow up fellers. Is this a Bawlmer phenomenom?...Stankass out.

Allis Gute...or so it seems. Anyhoo folks out walkin' the beat these days - so much for the seniority part of the job...or the come to work every day...work every day...but that's another rant on another glorious day in Bawlmer, Murderland.

look for more info and a solid review of a house party at yours truly's abode where an up ans coming rock...er I mean heavy metal trio affectionately named HALITZER knocked the vibrato into the next hemisphere. Set list and straight ups forthcoming. Could be a force to be reckoned with on the local club scene.

Signed up for the cubed braunschweiger. Folks don't know what they is missin'...eeeeeeeyah!
Thas righty-o cubed braunschweiger - for the holiday office party....enjoy!

Stankass out