Thursday, May 25, 2006
Bawlmer's New Slogan is a Hoot
The powers that be here in what used to be called Charm City shucked out a cool half million to a company to devise a new slogan for the city it goes something like this
Get In On It. On what? In where? Ahh, the slogan is to capture your imagination...to get you involved. Hummph? Involved in the one of the highest STD rated cities in the country? Murderland? Gang Central? Lousy schools (now - what happened there?)TAXES?
Who is kidding who? Somebody got paid. I almost see the contract being signed over drinks...then as the party comes to an end - "Hey we better put something down...you wanna get in on this?" Voila! That's it!...it's a crime.
Stankass out...
Get In On It. On what? In where? Ahh, the slogan is to capture your imagination...to get you involved. Hummph? Involved in the one of the highest STD rated cities in the country? Murderland? Gang Central? Lousy schools (now - what happened there?)TAXES?
Who is kidding who? Somebody got paid. I almost see the contract being signed over drinks...then as the party comes to an end - "Hey we better put something down...you wanna get in on this?" Voila! That's it!...it's a crime.
Stankass out...
